Halloween
Spectacular of Spooky Doom
Mary
stands at the front of the class dressed as a fairy princess. She talks with a
lisp.
Mary:
And I think unicorns and dragons are pretty! So that's why I'm a fairy
princess for Halloween!
Ms.
Bitters' desk has a rotting jack-o-lantern on it. The desk is styled for
Halloween.
Ms.
Bitters:
I was a fairy princess once, too.
Cut
to a dream world with smiling mushrooms shaking rattles near a small house at
the edge of the woods. A tiny and younger Ms. Bitters as a fairy princess
flies through the air. A bug zapper lantern hangs from a nearby house.
Ms.
Bitters' voice:
Everything was so nice and peaceful, 'till one day it all went horribly wrong!
The
fairy princess Ms. Bitters flies into the bug zapper, creating flashes of
light. Cut back to the class. All of the students are wearing their Halloween
costumes, except for Zim. Dib isn't in his seat.
Ms.
Bitters:
Heh, Halloween. Now it's just a shamelessly commercial ploy to turn children
into candy starved zombies!
Zim
groans.
Ms.
Bitters:
But it was once a nice medieval holiday.
Brian,
who is wearing a bunny costume, looks at Zim and screeches. Zim screams. Ms.
Bitters continues to drone on, which is only audible as 'blah, blah, blah.'
Melvin, who is wearing a cardboard television set costume, looks at Zim and
screeches. Zim screams. Chunk, who is wearing a pumpkin costume, looks at Zim
and screeches, revealing he is wearing vampire fangs. Zim screams. Mary looks
at Zim and screeches. Zim screams. Aki, who is wearing a sort of wolf man
costume, looks at Zim and then picks her snout, grunting. Zim looks over at
Dib's empty desk.
Zim:
Huh, huh!?!
Zim
screams.
Ms.
Bitters: What
is it now, Zim?
Zim:
The
Dib! He's missing! They've taken him and drained him of his sweet, sweet blood
candies!
Zim
ducks under his desk.
Ms.
Bitters:
Who's taken him?
Zim:
The candy zombies!
Ms.
Bitters growls. Light flashes in the hallway. Dib's screams can be heard.
After another flash of light, the hallway begins to turn into a nightmarish
setting, and more so with more flashes of light. A final flash of light makes
the hallway return to normal. Dib runs through, screaming. Zim glances around
nervously, breathing heavily.
Zim:
It's
like you said! The children tried to end the hunger for sweetness... in
their... rumbling, undead... bellies!
Ms.
Bitters: That's
not what I said!
Dib
bursts into the classroom, panting. Zim screams and jumps behind his desk.
Dib:
Sorry...
I'm late... Horrible nightmare visions!
Ms.
Bitters:
It's called life, Dib. Sit down!
Dib
takes his seat. Zita is wearing a space creature costume.
Zita:
Dib seems more crazy than normal today.
Zim
screams.
Zim:
It's starting! He's one of the zombies now! Look out for your blood!
Brian:
I don't know, Z. Zim's bein' kind of wacked, yo.
When
Brian says 'yo,' he says it in a really deep voice. Zim hisses in Brian's
face. Dib sits at his desk, babbling.
Zita:
But
Dib's got a long history of crazy. For all we know, Zim's just weird.
Zim
screams. The Letter M is dressed as a vampire.
The
Letter M: Zim's
screaming like a howler monkey. That seems more crazy than weird to me.
Zita:
The
Letter M has a good point, but Dib's always screaming like a howly monkey.
Dib
looks at his hands. They start to disappear.
Dib:
Happening... again!
Brian:
Except
for right now.
The
Letter M: Yeah.
Right now he's babbling like a maniac... monkey.
The
class looks away to discuss among themselves. Zim screams as Dib completely disappears.
Zim pushes up against the wall, screaming and gasping.
Zita:
Okay...
Maybe Brian's right.
Before
anyone notices Dib has disappeared, he pops back into place.
Dib:
Monsters! Hideous monsters!
Zita
raises her hand.
Zita:
Ms.
Bitters!
The
sound of gears moving is heard as Ms. Bitters jitters to life.
Ms.
Bitters:
Yes, Zita?
Zita:
We think Dib's even crazier than normal today! Can we use one of our crazy
cards to send him to the crazy house for boys?
Ms.
Bitters:
Each class only gets three crazy cards a month! Are you sure you want to use
one?
Zita
looks over at Dib. Dib is sprawled over his desk. He flips out of his desk and
onto the floor. Dib starts babbling again.
Zita:
Yeah.
Ms.
Bitters lifts up a crazy card. A panel on her desk flips over revealing a box
with the same crazy face that is on the crazy buckets. Ms. Bitters sticks the
crazy card into a slot on the box. The box opens up and a metal ring lifts
out. Ms. Bitters grabs the metal ring. It opens up as she brings it down on
Dib. it wraps around his neck. Dib groans. Red lights on it blink.
Ms.
Bitters:
I've activated the crazy collar. The white coats will be here any moment.
Suddenly,
the door gets busted down and two white coats, Chuck and Buck, rush in.
White
coat Buck: There
he is! Get him!
The
white coats run towards Dib. Zim stands by the hole in the wall where the door
was. He glances around and then runs out into the hallway as Dib screams. He
hides behind a trashcan just as the white coats burst through the wall and
drag Dib away.
Zim:
Soon
they'll all be after my delicious guts! I must prepare the bases defenses
against this Halloween madness! Heh? Huh?
Zim
looks up and sees the hall monitor standing right next to him. The hall
monitor's eyepiece rotates down so it covers his eye. Zim grabs the trashcan
and puts it over the hall monitor while grunting. Zim runs down the hallway.
Outside, the white coats drag Dib to their truck. The open up the back and
toss Dib into a padded room. Dib yells. He stands up and looks out a grated
window and sees that the truck is moving. He walks over towards another grated
window that separates him from the white coats but then falls over as the
truck hits a bump. Dib bounces around, grunting. Dib jumps up so that he can
have a better view into the window.
Dib:
Look, you don't understand!
White
coat Chuck:
If there's one thing we understand, son, it's insanity.
White coat
Chuck pokes her forehead. Dib walks over to a padded wall and leans on
it. Suddenly, the arm he was leaning on disappears and Dib falls against the
wall. He straightens himself up and then looks at his arms as they start to disappear.
Dib:
Ah!
No, not again!
Dib's
whole body disappears.
Dib:
Noooooo!!!
Dib's
head fades away. After a flash of light, Dib finds himself in a nightmare
version of the truck he was in. It looks the same except darker and with
pointy things sticking out of the padded walls. He looks out of the grated
window and sees buildings flash back and forth from being normal to nightmare
versions. Suddenly, a nightmare bat screeches in Dib's face. Dib backs away.
The nightmare white coats start talking.
Nightmare
white coat Buck:
He's the one! The one with the flashing neck! The one we've been waiting for!
Nightmare
white coat Chuck:
She said he'd come, and he has!
Dib
runs over to the grated window separating him from the nightmare white coats.
Dib:
Waiting
for me? What is this!?!
Nightmare
white coat Chuck:
Shhhhh....
Nightmare white coat
Chuck turns his (her?) head around to look at Dib, revealing
that it is a monstrous head with huge tusks.
Nightmare
white coat Chuck:
We're talking all spooky!
Dib
falls backwards. The two nightmare white coats start whispering and muttering
to themselves. Dib's arms fade away, followed by the rest of him. After a
flash of light, he ends up back in the normal white coat truck.
Dib:
Who's
been waiting for me?
Dib
jumps up repeatedly.
Dib:
Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
White
coat Buck:
What are you talkin' about?
Dib:
You said... the monster said... uh, oh, never mind. I'm sane you know.
Cut to
Zim's house. GIR sits on the floor, out of disguise. A toy octopus sits on the
floor next in front of him. GIR pulls out a remote and presses a button. The
toy octopus starts jumping around. GIR laughs insanely. He grabs the toy
octopus and places it on his head. Zim walks in.
Zim:
GIR!
We have to prepare the base! Tonight is a horrible Earth holiday, and-
GIR
starts laughing insanely again.
Zim:
GIR!
GIR
suddenly starts panicking.
GIR:
My taquitos!
GIR
screams.
GIR:
My
taquitos! Eh, homina, eh... TAQUITOS!
GIR
runs into the kitchen. Zim sighs. Cut to the Crazy House for Boys. The white
coat truck is parked out front. Cut to an observation room. Dib is strapped
into a chair with metal straps. Wires are attached to his head. A massive
observation lens glares down on him from above. A team of scientists watches
him from stands above, including Prof. Membrane. The purple goggled scientist
stands near him, holding a can of Poop soda.
Scientist:
Now
Dib, tell us about these reality jumps, as you call them.
Dib:
It started last night.
Flashback
to Dib's house.
Dib's
voice: I
was in Dad's lab making some modification to his dimensional scope, hoping to
peek into spooky alternate realities...
Cut
to a staircase leading down to the door to Prof. Membrane's lab. Above the
door there is a sign with a picture of a brain wearing goggles along with the
words "Be the brane- Professor Membrane." Cut to Prof. Membrane's
lab. All kinds of neat machines fill the room.
Dib's
voice:
...Also, with Halloween coming up, I wanted some cool costume ideas.
Dib
sits in a chair, looking into the dimensional scope.
Dib's
voice: See,
I have this theory that some paranormal phenomenon might be the result of
collisions between our world and these other dimensions.
Dib
turns a knob on the chair.
Dib's
voice:
I tripled the output, which was a little stupid, but I still didn't really see
much. All I got was a brief flash of something, but that's it.
The
lab turns into a nightmare version of the lab with shadowy creatures creeping
about. Dib also sees flashes of random objects, such as ice cream, and a
nightmare lamp post. The lab returns to normal.
Dib's
voice: I
thought it was just a malfunction, but since then the flashes keep coming...
Dib
sees flashes of nightmare creatures, including nightmare Dib and a nightmare
toilet.
Dib's
voice:
...even without the machine...
Dib
sees more flashes of nightmare creatures.
Dib's
voice:
...getting longer each time!
Dib
sees Count Cocofang along with more flashes of nightmare creatures. Dib
screams. The flashback ends.
Prof.
Membrane:
So I find you here, son. Oh, I suppose it was only a matter of time. You know
not to use my tools for your para-science!
Dib:
Dad, I-
The
scientists start conversing among themselves.
Dib:
If the jumps keep getting progressively longer, as seems to be the case, it
won't be long before I end up stuck, stuck in that horrible dimension!
The
scientist chuckles.
Scientist:
Well
Dib, hehe, we've got some bad news.
Dib:
I just told you the bad news!
The
scientist takes a sip from his can of poop soda.
Scientist:
Yes, yes, trapped in a horrible nightmare world, very nice. Look, we've
decided that you're insane. You'll be confined here for a period no shorter
than the rest of your life. Enjoy your stay, bye bye.
Dib:
Nooooooo!!! You don't understand!
The
white coats grab Dib and rip him from the chair. There is some kind of muzzle
covering Dib's mouth muffling his screams as they carry him away. The
scientist drinks from his can of poop soda.
Prof.
Membrane:
My poor insane son.
Dib
and the white coats take the elevator to floor 13.
Dib:
Listen, this place can't help me! They don't have the equipment! I need
someone-
Dib
screams as the white coats toss him into a padded cell. Dib runs over to a
barred window at the door.
Dib:
Wait,
it's happening again! It's... nooooo!!!
A
flash of light occurs in Dib's cell. The white coats go into the elevator and
press a button labeled 'tacos.' Cut to an organic nightmare cell hanging in
midair where Dib is
confined. Other cells hang nearby containing nightmare monsters. One monster
tries to solve a Rubik's Cube. Dib looks around at the other cells. One of
them contains Keef. Dib slips and moans as he slides down the slanted floor of his
cell towards an opening in the cell grating big enough for him to slide
through. Oraface, a toothy nightmare monster, appears on the other side of that hole,
screeching. Dib puts his feet on the grating to stop himself from sliding out.
He then crawls upwards and grabs his food dish which is attached to the cell
by a chain. The toothy nightmare creature screeches some more and then leaves.
On the other side of the cell, Dib sees nightmare Dib. Nightmare Dib is in the
shadows so Dib can only see his silhouette.
Nightmare
Dib: You're
him! You're the one!
Dib:
The one what? I'm not the one!
Nightmare
Dib:
You're telling me the prophecy is wrong? 'The boy with the flashing neck will
come. He will be the key to freedom... and stuff.'
Dib:
Was that Nostrodomus?
Nightmare
Dib: I
read it on a bathroom wall...
Dib:
I... gotta get out of this place.
Nightmare
Dib:
Then you'll have to escape your own head, 'cause that's where we are... In
your head!
Dib:
You're
insane!
Nightmare
Dib:
No I'm- well... yes I am. But it's true! This whole dimension exists in your
mind, Dib! Maybe that's why your head is so big!
Dib:
My head's not big! Why does everyone say that!?! And how do you know my name?
Nightmare
Dib:
Everyone knows your name here. They're done with this place, ruined all of it!
Now they want out, into the real world, and the only way out is through your
head!
Dib:
This world is a result of my imagination? Maybe I am crazy!
A
worm like platform slithers up towards Dib's cell, carrying the two nightmare
white coats and a straight jacket creature. A walk way forms between the worm
platform and the cell. The cell opens up. One of the Nightmare white coats is
holding an ice cream cone full of green ice cream.
Nightmare
white coat Buck:
Neck blinking boy!
The face on Nightmare white coat
Buck's shoulder pad comes alive and
takes a bite out of the ice cream. Nightmare white coat Buck punches the face
and it makes a high pitched yell. Nightmare white coat Buck takes a bite from
the ice cream.
Nightmare
white coat Buck:
It's time to go!
Nightmare white coat
Buck laughs. The straight jacket creature runs over to Dib. It
wraps itself around Dib.
Dib:
Where?
Nightmare
Dib steps into the light, revealing that he is also in a straight jacket and
that he has lobotomy scars.
Nightmare
Dib: Right
through your big head!
The
straight jacket runs back to the worm platform. The cell closes behind them.
Dib:
My
head's not big!
The
walk way connecting the cell and the worm platform disappears and the worm
platform starts to lower down. Cut to the outside of the nightmare version of
the Crazy House for Boys. They all head for a Nightmare version of the white
coat truck. Nightmare white coat Buck holds a drink while Chuck holds a hotdog.
Nightmare
white coat Buck: The
machine's almost ready!
Nightmare white coat
Buck opens the back of the truck.
Nightmare
white coat Buck: Soon
the time will be right!
A
flash of light occurs. The nightmare white coat turns around and sees that Dib
is no longer in the straight jacket creature.
Nightmare
white coat Buck:
He's gone! Oh no!
Nightmare white coat
Buck takes a sip from his drink.
Nightmare
white coat Chuck: Go
on! I like it when you do those speeches all scary like!
Nightmare
white coat Buck:
Hmm, okay. But then we go tell the boss what happened.
Nightmare white coat
Buck clears his throat and shuts the back of the truck.
Nightmare
white coat Buck: Soon
the time will be right for-
Cut
to the normal world. Dib runs away from the Crazy House for Boys wearing a
real straight jacket while panting. Dib sees Zim's house and stops running.
Dib:
It's
the only chance!
In
Zim's neighborhood, trick or treaters fill the streets. Zim's door and windows
are boarded up. Zim works on hammering another board on the window. GIR sits on the floor out of disguise, playing with his toy
octopus. Zim drops his mallet.
Zim:
They've mutated, GIR! They were disgusting before but this hunger makes them
even more!
Zim
looks in the opening in the boarded-up window. He sees a bunch of trick or
treaters walk into his front yard. Zim gasps!
Zim:
They're
coming!
Zim
hides behind the couch. He pulls out a hand held radar view screen that shows
a bunch of dots coming towards him. Zim groans.
Trick
or Treater (offscreen): Trick
or treat!
Zim
screams. The trick or treaters start reaching their hands in through the
openings between the boards.
Zim:
GIR, activate the defenses!
GIR
eats his toy octopus and picks up the remote.
GIR:
Hmm hmm hmm.
The
satellite on the house retracts. A bunch of laser cannons emerge in its place.
The lasers start shooting. Dib breaks through a window right above Zim. He is
no longer in a straight jacket. Zim falls backwards.
Zim:
Get
away from my blood!
Dib:
Zim,
I know how weird this is gonna-
Zim:
GIR! Stop him! Defensive mode!
GIR
hums as he walks over towards the window Dib broke through and leaps out.
Dib:
I
don't have time for this! The next jump may be the last one and I'll be stuck
there forever! They're gonna do something to my head! Something evil!
Trick
or treater (off screen): Trick
or treat!
Dib:
My head's not big!
Zim:
I didn't say anything about your head...
Dib:
You're
the only one who can help!
Zim:
Help!?! You!?!
Dib:
My
dad won't let me use his equipment and I need to reverse the effect!
Zim:
Help!?! You!?! Come to me, your greatest, most amazing enemy? Your future
slave master and you ask for help!?!
Dib:
You're the only other person with the technology to-
Zim:
Be
gone with you! I've had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled
with... corn!
Dib:
I haven't been eating corn!
Zim:
LIAR!
Zim
tries to push Dib out of the window. Dib grunts as he holds onto the window
frame. Dib's arms start disappearing. As he disappears, Zim fades out with
him. Dib groans as they disappear.
Trick
or treaters: Trick
or treat! Trick or treat!
Zim
and Dib reappear in the nightmare version of Zim's house. they fall to the
floor.
Hummelflesh:
The one whose neck blinks!
Zim
and Dib look up and see a bunch of nightmare creatures clinging to the
ceiling.
Hummelflesh: We've
been expecting you!
Zim:
The
Halloweenies!
Zim
and Dib scream as they run for the door. They run out and shut the door behind
them as the nightmare creatures drop to the floor. Out in an alleyway in the
nightmare world, a nightmare cat licks a severed tentacle. The nightmare cat
hears Zim and Dib running towards it. It hisses and jumps away with the tentacle
in its mouth. Zim and Dib rest in the alleyway, panting.
Zim:
Where
are we?
Dib:
Some kind of alternate universe. It's based on my imagination somehow.
Zim:
And
you brought me here!?! You sickening troublesome human!
Zim's
robotic spider legs extend from his Irken Utility Pack. Zim towers over Dib.
Dib:
Hey!
The only way back home is through my head! Anything happens to me and you're
stuck here, forever!
Zim
grunts.
Zim:
Curse
you!
Zim's
mechanical spider legs retract and Zim falls to the ground.
Zim:
Wait-
I can still do stuff to your legs, right?
Dib:
I guess but- Wait! No!
Zim:
Guh,
curse you! Well, this is your imaginary world, think of some way out of here!
Dib
grunts as he tries to pull off his crazy collar.
Dib:
Well,
we can't go back to your house. We should try my house. Maybe there's a
version of the dimensional scope there!
Dib
shakes as they here the hooing of a nightmare owl. Zim yelps.
Zim:
Maybe there's something there we can use to defend ourselves as well...
Dib:
Good
thinking.
Above
the alley way, the nightmare cat scampers along a thin branch-like thing
connecting two buildings. Zim and Dib run along in the brush towards the
residential area. They stop when they see the nightmare creatures walking down
the street towards them. They hide behind a tree.
Zim:
I
hate Halloween...
Hummelflesh's eyes widen.
Hummelflesh:
Hmmm? Hmm...
All
of the monsters stop. Hummelflesh looks over at the tree that Zim and
Dib are hiding behind. The light from Dib's crazy collar can be seen pulsing.
Hummelflesh: Hmm.
Look, it's blinky!
The other
monsters start running and leaping towards the tree. Hummelflesh
eats handfuls of food from a can that he is holding.
Hummelflesh:
Do want you want with the rest of him, just save his head!
Dib
gasps and breathes heavily as he rips the crazy collar off of his neck. He
puts it on Zim.
Zim:
What are you-?
Dib
tosses Zim out from behind the tree.
Zim:
Oh,
you wretched-!
Dib
(imitating a monster): Arr,
he's the one! Arrr!
The
nightmare creatures stare at Zim. They growl at him. Zim screams and starts
running away. One nightmare creature leaps over Zim, blocking his path. It has
a hollow inside with a caged-off opening in its chest. Zim tries running away
from this nightmare creature but it uses a tentacle with a mouth at the end to
suck Zim into its hollow body. Zim groans as he falls into a pool of
slime in the monster's hollow body.
Zim:
I'll
get you Dib! You stinking human!
The
nightmare creature starts hopping away, followed by more nightmare creatures.
Giggles falls down and lays motionless. The Admiral stops to look at Giggles and then continues moving. Dib scampers off. The nightmare
creatures go into a nightmare version of the Skool. Inside, a large device is
pointed at Zim who is attached to a table. The nightmare creatures have
gathered around.
Zim:
Hey,
let me go before something horrible happens to me! Or else!
Hummelflesh holds an ice cream cone. He chuckles and then eats the ice cream
in one bite. He then walks over to a throne where nightmare Bitters sits.
Hummelflesh: We
brought him for you! His neck flashes and everythang!
Zim:
This
isn't mine! That miserable Dib, he-
Nightmare
Bitters: Silence!
Lightning
strikes. Nightmare Bitters leaps down from her throne. She walks over to Zim.
Zim gasps.
Nightmare
Bitters: This
is the wrong one! You failed me!
Hummelflesh
starts shaking. Nightmare Bitters leaps over to Hummelflesh.
Nightmare
Bitters: You
will be condemned to the realm of eternal screaming and, oh, restlessness!
She
points over to a massive door. It opens, revealing fire on the other side.
Hummelflesh: But
I don't really wanna go there!
Nightmare
Bitters: You'll
just have to accept it. Here's your ticket.
She lifts
up a suitcase and a ticket. His eyes widen and water. Hummelflesh takes the
ticket and suitcase and walks over to the door leading to the realm of eternal
screaming and restlessness. He stops and looks back at the other nightmare
creatures.
Hummelflesh: Well,
see ya guys...
He
puts on a hat and walks into the realm of eternal screaming and restlessness.
The others wave to him while saying their goodbyes. They gasp as the flames
get bigger. The door shuts. Nightmare Bitters scratches her nose. She looks
over towards Zim. All of the nightmare creatures run away except Yolk.
Nightmare
Bitters: As
for this one-
Nightmare
Bitters leaps over to where Zim is.
Nightmare
Bitters:
-he may prove useful.
Nightmare
Bitters laughs.
Nightmare
Bitters:
Man I'm spooky!
Cut to the
nightmare version of the neighborhood. Dib approaches his nightmare house. He
hears Yolk coming and hides behind a trashcan. Yolk walks down the street speaking into a
megaphone.
Yolk: We
have your little friend! We will destroy him if you do not surrender your head
to us!
Dib:
Zim's
not my friend! You can keep him!
Dib throws
a can at Yolk. It hits him in the head. Cut to the
nightmare Skool. Nightmare bats fly through the air. Dancing skeletons wearing
top hats and partial suits appear. Inside, Yolk approaches
Nightmare Bitters' throne. He now has a band aid on his head.
Yolk: Um...
I did what you said.
Nightmare
Bitters:
And?
Yolk: He
said we could destroy his friend. Then he threw a can at my head. It hurt.
Zim:
Oh, that little worm pig weasel pig!
Lightning
flashes. Nightmare Bitters screams. The door to the realm of eternal screaming
and restlessness opens. Yolk walks towards it holding a
suitcase. He stops to look back at the other monsters, his eyes wattering. The
other monsters wave and say their goodbyes. While they are distracted, Zim
slips out of the bonds attaching him to the table. He crawls away. Cut to the
outside of the nightmare Skool. Zim is on the roof. He slides down the front
of the building. He slips at the very bottom and falls in the mud. He gets up,
growling.
Zim:
Dib drags me into his ugly mind then sacrifices me! If his head weren't so
crucial to my escape-
Zim
grunts as he rips the crazy collar off of his neck. He throws it away.
Zim:
I only hope poor GIR is alright by himself... against those zombies!
Cut
to the normal world. Trick or treaters run by screaming. A kid wearing a devil
costume and Aki in her wolf man costume) run by screaming. Chunk (in his
jack-o-lantern costume) stops in the middle of the street screaming. Kids
dressed as a mummy and a space creature run by screaming. Melvin (in his TV
set costume) runs by screaming. A kid dressed as bride of Frankenstein, Zita
(in her spaceman costume), and Mary (in her fairy princess costume), and Tae
(who wears a Godzilla-like costume) run screaming. Mary stops running.
Mary:
It's after my candy!
GIR,
in his dog disguise, plummets from the sky and knocks Mary over. He squeals
happily as he throws handfuls of candy into his mouth. He licks up candy and
then crawls into the paper bag Mary used to keep her candy in. He bursts out.
He tackles Willy (who was in a super hero costume). Willy's underwear (which
he was wearing on the outside) flies off. Cut to Dib's nightmare house. Dib
runs inside. He walks over to a door leading to Membrane's lab. As he grabs
the handle, Nightmare Membrane materializes in front of him, forcing him to
take a step back.
Nightmare
Membrane: So,
I find you here. It was only a matter of time!
Dib:
Dad!?!
Nightmare
Membrane's goggles extend on stalks and he wiggles his clawed fingers as he
laughs. Dib makes a run for it. Nightmare Membrane's coat extends into tentacles
which wrap around Dib's feet. Dib falls to the ground. Nightmare Gaz hops in
front of him, drinking 'Dark Juice.'
Nightmare
Gaz: We're
gonna open your head!
She
laughs evilly and then takes a sip from her 'Dark Juice.' She then laughs evilly
some more. She takes another sip and then laughs some more. Nightmare Membrane
slides over to Dib. Dib looks up at Nightmare Membrane. Nightmare Membrane
grabs Dib in his clawed hand and lifts him by his head. Outside, Zim walks
towards Dib's nightmare house. He hears Dib and then hides behind a trashcan.
Dib:
No!
Naa!
Dib
screams. The door opens and Nightmare Gaz hops out. Nightmare Membrane slides
behind her carrying Dib in his hand. Nightmare Membrane laughs.
Dib:
Oh no! No!
Nightmare
Membrane:
I'm floating!
Zim:
Oh
come on! I break free and now I have to go back to rescue that little rat that
left Zim to rot!?! Why must it be!?!
Zim
looks at Dib's nightmare house. Zim walks inside. He opens the door to
Nightmare Membrane's lab and runs down the stairs.
Zim:
Oh
where is it? Where is the scope?
Zim
frantically searches through the lab.
Zim:
Where
is it? Where is it? Hmm.
Zim
finds the the scope and picks it up. He looks into it, screams, and drops it.
He picks it back up.
Zim:
What
is that!?!
Cut
to the inside of the nightmare Skool. The massive device lowers to face Dib
who is now attached to the table. The monsters are gathered around. One of
them holds a balloon.
Nightmare
Bitters: My
revolting minions! At last the time has come! Today, we'll have a whole new
world to ravage! As soon as we open the portal in Dib's head, the fun will
begin once more!
The
monsters cheer.
Monster:
Dib's
head rocks!
Dib:
Don't
I get any say in this?
The
monsters look at Dib angrily.
Nightmare
Bitters:
Let the head... thingy... start!
The
device roars to life.
Nightmare
Bitters: Oh,
that was stupid. I should've written a speech. D'oh, head thingy!?!
The Enigma:
No... You, you did good! It was great!
Dib
struggles to escape. The tip of the device begins to light up.
Nightmare
Bitters: No
use fighting, child. No use.
A
beam shoots from a small crystal that is strapped to Dib's forehead and into
the device.
Nightmare
Bitters: Soon,
my army will march through your disturbingly large head and onto victory!
Dib
(thinking): Maybe
my head is big...
Zim
pilots are large robot through the wall of the nightmare Skool. Dib grunts.
The nightmare creatures back away.
Dib:
Zim!
Zim
looks disgruntled. The robot walks towards Dib. As it walks forward, the
monsters walk backwards. Mechanical tentacles fling out of the back of robot
and rip Dib from the table. The beam of light still shoots from Dib's
forehead. The tentacles hold Dib in front of Zim.
Dib:
Oh, come on! You're not mad about that whole 'leaving you to rot' thing, are
you?
Zim's
eye twitches. The tentacles squeeze Dib.
Dib:
Organs...
exploding...
The
tentacles relax their grip.
Zim:
I'm
not here because I like you, Dib. I'm just here for your filthy gargantuan head!
Dib:
Oh, now it's gargantuan!?!
The
tentacles move Dib to the back of the robot. More mechanical tentacles extend
from the robot. Zim presses some buttons on the levers excitedly. The tentacles
squirt goo all over the monsters.
Monsters:
Oh,
ewww... Oh, sick!
Nightmare
Bitters growls. She starts to morph into a more menacing creature. He legs
swell up into larger legs and four more legs sprout from her. Spines sprout
from her side and her abdomen expands. The tentacles on her back extend. The
monsters back away from her.
Monsters:
Ew...
The
robot jumps out the hole in the wall and hops away.
Nightmare
Bitters:
Find them! That kid is our only hope!
The Enigma: Uhhh,
o-okay... Oh, oh, oooh.. Uhhh, uhh, oh, okay... Um, hmm...
The
Enigma eats a chip. Cut to a trench. The robot is above the trench squirting goo in random directions. Zim uses his spider legs to crawl down the trench
wall. They retract back into his Irken Utility Pack. Dib leans against the
trench wall, looking at the beam shooting from his forehead.
Zim:
I've set the robot thing for auto-defense.
Dib
sticks his finger in the beam and struggles to pull it back out.
Zim:
It'll buy us some time will we use this thing to widen the portal in your
stinking head!
Dib:
I don't really know how to use that!
Zim:
I've
used more complicated devices as play things! I'll figure it out!
Zim
shoves the scope into the beam. He pushes it into Dib's head.
Dib:
Hey!
Quit it! That's my head!
The
robot explodes. Zim looks up to robot pieces fall into the trench. Nightmare
Bitters walks through the smoke.
Zim:
There!
That should be wide enough!
Dib:
What about me!?! How do I get back!?!
Zim:
Good
question! But I don't care!
Zim
lets go of the scope. It socks into Dib's head leaving a wide beam coming from
his forehead. Zim jumps into the beam. He twirls as he gets sucked in as if he
were getting flushed down a toilet. Cut to the real world. Trick or treaters
lie on the ground in pain, groaning. GIR, now morbidly obese, lies on a pile
of candy with chocolate stains on his suit. A flash of light occurs in the sky
and the scope shoots down, followed by Zim, who shoots down, screaming. He
goes through the candy GIR is resting on and flies through the air. He groans
as he hits the ground and bounces so he hits his fence. Cut back to the
nightmare world. Nightmare Bitters corners Dib in the trench. Her minions are
behind her.
Nightmare
Bitters: There!
Through that hole!
Dib
moans as he lifts his feet up into the hole and sucks himself through his own
head.
Nightmare
Bitters: Nooooo!!!
Cut
back to the real world. Dib falls from the sky, inside out. He hits the fence
and lands next to Zim. He turns himself right-side out and pulls a lollipop
out of his mouth. The portal in his head starts closing.
Dib:
We...
we made it! I made it!
Zim:
As soon as my skeleton stops being broken, I'm going to destroy you, Dib.
Dib
licks the lollipop. Dib screams and drops the lollipop as Nightmare Bitters
forces her way through the portal. She sticks her head into the real world.
Nightmare
Bitters: At
last, a new perfect world for me to-
Nightmare
Bitters groans as she sees Meelina dressed as a ninja lying on the ground. She looks
at Chunk in his jack-o-lantern costume.
Nightmare
Bitters: Oh,
disgusting!
Nightmare
Bitters groans as she looks at Hitzi the pain oracle in a wizard costume, and then at Willy
in his super hero costume.
Nightmare
Bitters:
Oh, look at the head on that one!
Nightmare
Bitters groans as she looks at Rob. She groans as she looks at Gretchen and
Morla. She groans as she looks at Brian.
Nightmare
Bitters: Oh,
I'm gonna-
She groans
as she looks at Spoonita dressed as a mime. She looks at another kid and
then Mathew P. Mathers III and Zita.
Nightmare
Bitters: Such
horrible doodads!
She
looks at another kid and then another dressed up at a bug.
Nightmare
Bitters: Oh
boy.
She
looks at the morbidly obese GIR. Flies buzz around GIR. GIR groans. GIR sticks
a handful of handy into his mouth and belches. GIR hiccups. Nightmare Bitters
screams. She sucks herself back through. The portal in Dib's head closes.
Dib:
Well,
I'll, uh, see you guys at skool!
Dib
scampers off. Zim groans. Dib comes back to grab his lollipop. He takes a lick
of it then runs away.