Invader Skoodge

Quotes:
"Greetings, my Tallest! As the invader responsible for this planet's downfall, I get to launch the traditional final cannon sweep, right?"
"So that no Irken boot has to come in contact with any unsavory alien filth! Hoo-ah!"
"Invader Skoodge... sir!"
"They said they'd promote me if I passed the evaluation!"
"Nobody's helping me!"
"Zim! I escaped the canyon! I made it! I'm alive!"
"Where am I? What am I seeing? Oh my! Oh no!"

Skoodge was assigned to Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people, due to his shortness. Much to the surprise of The Tallest, Skoodge became the first to successfully conquer a planet in Operation Impending Doom II. Not wanting such a short and ugly invader to be the poster boy of galactic conquest, The Tallest had Skoodge launched into Blorch as a part of the organic sweep. Remarkably, Skoodge 'got better' and went on to try with Zim on Hobo 13, hoping for a promotion. Zim sacrificed Skoodge to the Hogulus during one of the trials in order to ensure his own safety, but Skoodge again survived and made it to the Fortress of Pain, only to get dragged away again. Skoodge is very gullible, but he knows his stuff. Had the series continued, Skoodge would've moved in with Zim.